According to the feminist sacred texts, the most despised decade of the 20th Century was the fecund 50’s. The birth rate was high, stay-at-home moms were the norm, and domesticity was exalted. Thanks to lingering postwar affluence, shoe sales skyrocketed, as women were pregnant but not barefoot.
In latter decades the birth rate plummeted and feminists spread the trope “I bathe in male tears,” a slogan emblazoned on T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies, as well as on coffee cups. Ironically, women in the 1950’s could have filled up the Great Lakes with tears cried by male vocalists. Pop music-wise, it was the most lachrymose of decades.
Shedding of tears was nothing new in popular songs but it was generally the province of females. The greatest example of this was a female specialty, the torch song, which had nothing to do with the Statue of Liberty. The genre was defined by the phrase “to carry a torch” for a former lover, in other words to refuse to let the light of love go out, to hope that a former lover would one day return. Such songs tended to be mawkish and maudlin.
A classic example is “Cry Me a River,” written in 1953 and most famously recorded by Julie London in 1955. The gist of the song is contained in the opening verse:
Now you say you’re lonely
You cry the whole night through
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you
As is the case with a number of popular songs, it can easily be flipped for male singers (e.g., Matt Forbes, Joe Cocker, Michael Bublé, Harry Connick, Jr.) without any change in the lyrics. (Justin Timberlake’s “Cry Me a River” has nothing in common with the original other than the title.) Any singer can take on this song. You can be Old Man River or Old Woman River or Old Non-Binary River.
At the same time “Cry Me a River” was on its way to becoming a pop standard, torch singing was spreading to male vocalists. Men not only had balls, they had bawls! And no, I don’t mean after the old man got a switch or a strap and uttered the immortal words, “I’ll give you something to cry about!” Young men were crying over young women!
Such singers were appealing more to females than to males. A nubile woman reducing a young man to a blubbering blob of silly putty is a testimony to the magic spell the female can cast over the male. Heartbreaker sisterhood is powerful! As proof of this creepy-weepy side of men, I offer popular songs of the 1950’s, when male tear ducts were oozing like open sores.
I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry
Technically this song was released late in 1949, but it was on the hit parade well into 1950. This is one of Hank Williams’ signature tunes and for the most part is a wistful song of existential melancholy fueled by insomnia. But it all falls apart in the end when we hear:
And as I wonder where you are
I’m so lonesome I could cry
So there we have it. It was all about a woman after all. Forget all the previous lyrics about the “lonesome whippoorwill” and the weeping robin who’s “lost the will to live,” and the midnight train “whining low.” If this were a contemporary tune, the songwriter would be a candidate for suicide watch. Someone would be called in to talk him down from the ledge.
Crying in the Chapel
Elvis Presley’s 1960 rendition of this remains the most popular version today, yet it was first recorded by Darrell Glenn in 1953 when Elvis was just a regional phenom who had yet to make the acquaintance of Colonel Tom Parker:
You saw me crying in the chapel
The tears I shed were tears of joy
Tears of joy? Well, that’s a change of pace. Not only that, the singer is not crying over a woman but over his relationship with God.
I know the meaning of contentment
I am happy with the Lord
Given the decline in church attendance since 1953, I’m pretty sure fewer and fewer men would be found shedding tears in a chapel today. If a man were to embark on a crying jag in a mainline Protestant church today he would probably encounter a lesbian or trans pastor willing to congratulate him for his stunning and brave display of vulnerability.
In the meantime, don’t hold your breath waiting for the heavy metal version of “Crying in the Chapel.”
Elvis did originate this song in 1956 and it was one of his biggest hits. In fact, it’s kind of surprising that Memphis or Las Vegas hasn’t come up with a hotel so named. As described in the song, however, it doesn’t sound like any place I’d care to stay:
Although it’s always crowded
But you still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom…
The dingiest Motel 6 is a bastion of good cheer compared to this dump. On the other hand, if you’re determined to wallow in self-pity, you might as well rack up some frequent-guest points at the Heartbreak Hotel. But please don’t take a swan dive off the rooftop sundeck or drown yourself in the hotel pool. Housekeeping will leave a Petite Pity Party mint on your pillow to alleviate your suffering.
Now the bellhop’s tears keep flowin’
And the desk clerk’s dressed in black
There was a time when you could ask a bellhop to send up a woman to keep you company, but this one’s too busy emoting to make himself useful. I don’t think it would be prudent to make such a request today anyway…could be a vice squad sting operation or you might be linked to some sort of sex trafficking ring or you might get a dose of the clap. That’ll bring tears to your eyes every time you go to the bathroom.
I doubt the black-clad desk clerk will ask you how you enjoyed your stay when you check out. For certain, this man in black ain’t no Johnny Cash. As near as I can recall, that pillar of stoicism never cried in any of his songs. Oh, there are plenty of depressing situations (breakups, incarcerations, hangovers) in his songs (and in his life) that might induce tears, yet Johnny Cash manfully shouldered his burdens. On the other hand, A Boy Named Sue might bear closer scrutiny in today’s environment.
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
This 1933 show tune was dormant till the Platters brought it back in 1959. It remains the most popular rendering of the song. The theme is that when the fire of a relationship is extinguished, the result is smoke. It gets in your eyes, producing tears. So if you start tearing up, you can say it’s a physiological, not an emotional, reaction and save face. It’s literally a smokescreen:
Now laughing heads deride
Tears I cannot hide, hide
So I smile and say, when a lovely flame dies (ahh)
Smoke gets in your eyes
Don’t try this strategy in your home unless you take the smoke detector offline. In my humble opinion, if you need to make an excuse for tearing up, it’s easier to say you got something in your eye, or the ragweed count is off the charts, or you just returned from East Palestine, Ohio.
Tears on My Pillow
This was a big hit in 1958 for Little Anthony and the Imperials. Crying oneself to sleep would have been laughable for anyone named Big Tony, but it was sound strategy for Little Anthony:
If we could start anew, I wouldn’t hesitate
I’d gladly take you back, and tempt the hand of fate
Tears on my pillow, pain in my heart, caused by you
I suppose if you have insomnia, crying yourself to sleep is one remedy. Personally, I prefer melatonin or valerian root…or a strong IPA.
Like a lot of the aforementioned songs, the lyrics of “Tears on My Pillow” serve for a man or a woman – even a homosexual, come to think of it. It’s not much of a stretch to imagine a pillow-biter shedding tears on his pillow. Come to think of it, “Hurt So Bad” was a later hit for Little Anthony.
It’s Time to Cry
This tune, introduced in 1959 by Paul Anka was fairly typical of his oeuvre at the time. Initially, he was your basic teen idol, but over time he became a force in the music industry, not just behind the microphone but also behind the scenes:
When somebody leaves you
That’s the time to cry
When you know you’re lonely
You’re not the one and only who will cry
When your heart is broken
That’s the time to cry
When you know she’s left you
You’ll know that she has left you
So you can cry
That shows you how foreign the crying experience is to men. Paul Anka has to tell them when to cry. In all of recorded history no one has ever had to tell women when to cry. With them, it comes with the territory. Just Google the subject of tear ducts and sex differences and see for yourself.
Paul Anka strikes again with another hit, technically a 60’s artifact (released on February 13, 1960) but really a relic of the 50’s:
I cry each night
My tears for you
My tears are all in vain
In those days crying and teen angst went together like pimples and Stridex. Not so much these days, however. Modern teens have discovered that shooting up schools is more cathartic than a good cry.
I don’t know if the phrase “puppy love” has any currency with anyone today aside from SPCA volunteers. It used to mean, more or less, a teenage crush. Swap out “pubescent” for “puppy” and the phrase makes more sense. Today puppy love might be confused with bestiality or some kind of furry fetish.
Actually, I don’t think puppies cry. They whimper but they don’t cry. For sure, if you don’t keep an eye on them, they’ll chew your blue suede shoes.
In real life, singer Jackie Wilson was a sexual athlete (check out his bio on Wikipedia). It is highly unlikely that he ever shed any tears over a woman, but you’d never know that from “Lonely Teardrops,” a 1958 hit:
My heart is crying, crying
My pillows never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come home
Just say you will, say you will…
My heart is crying, crying
There’s that tears-on-the-pillow trope again. Personally, I would recommend skipping the bedroom and going straight to the bathroom. Just blubber into your “HIS” towel and save the “HERS” towel for blowing your nose…or for absorbing any other bodily fluids, precious or otherwise, that are petitioning you for release.
A Teenager in Love
This song, performed by Dion & the Belmonts, rose to No. 25 on the Hot 100 list for 1959. Basically, it’s puppy love redux:
I cried a tear for nobody but you
I’ll be a lonely one if you should say we’re through
Well if you want to make me cry
That won’t be so hard to do
If you should say goodbye
I’d still go on loving you
This sort of pantywaist drivel didn’t happen when fathers took their sons to a whorehouse for a sexual initiation. See, kid, this is all there is to it. No reason to get all bent out of shape over it. You ain’t cherry no more, so now get on with your life.
Given the absence of fathers today, that sort of patriarchal wisdom is not passed on as much as it used to be. Today groomers and cougars are the most likely candidates to show a young man the ropes…bondage, anyone?
I Cried a Tear
A songbird called LaVern Baker did this in 1958. A year later, Ernest Tubb, of all people, covered it and it rose to No. 12 on the country and western hit list:
I cried a tear because of you
I cried a tear because we’re through
I cried a tear, what could I do?
But cry inside for love of you…
I cried a tear because of you
I cried a tear because we’re through
Please make my dreams of you come true
Don’t make me cry a tear for you
In 1941 Tubb recorded “Walkin’ the Floor Over You,” which described a man pacing back and forth due to woman trouble. That was an acceptably masculine way to deal with an achy, breaky heart in those days. Yet 18 years later Tubb has resorted to weeping. Inappropriate behavior for a guy who performs in a cowboy hat and boots.
Only the Lonely
After all that dammed-up weepiness broke loose in the 50’s, it was inevitable that it would overflow into the early 60’s. This 1960 hit by Roy Orbison was a good example:
But only the lonely
Only the lonely…
Only the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the heartaches I’ve been through (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Only the lonely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know I cry and cry for you (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
OK, Roy, we get the message, your heart is broken, you’re down in the dumps. But it’s hard to feel sorry for you. Crying over a woman is pretty dumb-dumb-dumb-dumbdy – hoo-hah!
“Only the Lonely” was Orbison’s first big hit, at one point rising to No. 2 on Billboard magazine’s Hot 100. He took the hint and followed up with “Crying” in 1961:
…That I’d been crying over you
Crying over you
Then you said, “So long”
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying
It’s hard to understand
Bu the touch of your hand
Can start me crying…
Crying over you
Crying over you
Yes, now you’re gone
And from this moment on
I’ll be crying
Alone and crying…hmmm. If a woman starts bawling in public, people tend to approach and offer assistance or consolation. When a man cries, he cries alone, even if he’s in the waiting room at Grand Central Station.
Anyway, we hear you loud and clear, Roy. You might as well have a sign on your back that says “Cuck Me.” He never took to heart that old saying about spilt milk. As late as 1964 he was still at it in Oh, Pretty Woman. This one could be the incel national anthem:
Pretty woman don’t walk on by
Pretty woman don’t make me cry
Stop the presses! I think I finally figured out why Roy Orbison always wore those dark glasses – to hide his crying eyes! Or at least to make the audience think he was weeping while he was crooning his tunes.
So there we have it, pop culture fans. Long before second-wave feminism was a thing, the aforementioned hairy-chested, antediluvian, patriarchal brutes were crying their eyes out. Maybe “Big Girls Don’t Cry” (the Four Seasons. 1962) but big boys do!
Today, of course, young men, biological or otherwise, are so much more emotionally intelligent. Go ahead, young man, turn on the waterworks and let it all out.
The instinctive drowning response is an instinctive reaction that occurs in humans, particularly in non-swimmers, when close to drowning. It is focused on attempting to keep the mouth above water to the exclusion of useful effort to attract help or self rescue, and is often not recognized by onlookers.What saying should you remember if you are helping someone who is drowning in the pool? ›
The American Red Cross recommends the phrase "reach or throw, don't go" to remember how to help someone who may be in trouble. According to the CDC, more children ages one to four die from drowning than any other cause of death except birth defects.How do you save a drowning guy? ›
- Get Out of the Water. Your first priority is to get the drowning child out of the water as quickly as possible. ...
- Begin Rescue Breathing. ...
- Check for a Pulse. ...
- Never Assume It's Too Late to Save a Child's Life.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) report that 80 percent of people who die from drowning are male. This is thought to be because men are more likely to participate in swimming and water sports under the influence of drugs and alcohol. In addition, they are more likely forgo wearing a life jacket.What does a drowning victims body look like? ›
head tilted back with mouth open. eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus. eyes closed. hair over forehead or eyes.What are the 4 stages of drowning? ›
The events that result in drowning can be divided into the following sequence: (i) struggle to keep the airway clear of the water, (ii) initial submersion and breath-holding, (iii) aspiration of water, (iv) unconsciousness, (v) cardio-respiratory arrest and (vi) death – inability to revive.Should you jump in the water to save a drowning person? ›
* Do not attempt a rescue by jumping into the water. A distressed or panicked person or pet will always cause you to be in danger as they attempt to use you as a flotation device to save themselves.How do you save someone who fell in water? ›
- Get Help. Notify a lifeguard, if one is close. ...
- Move the Person. Take the person out of the water.
- Check for Breathing. Place your ear next to the person's mouth and nose. ...
- If the Person is Not Breathing, Check Pulse. ...
- If There Is No Pulse, Start CPR. ...
- Repeat if Person Is Still Not Breathing.
Nearly 80% of people who die from drowning are male. Many factors might contribute to higher rates of drowning among males, including increased exposure to water, risk-taking behaviors, and alcohol use.What happens to a body after drowning? ›
The usual postmortem changes of vascular marbling, dark discoloration of skin and soft tissue, bloating, and putrefaction occur in the water as they do on land though at a different rate, particularly in cold water (4).
"It is more likely that a male will drown than a female and it starts really early, at 1 year old." The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said about 80% of people who die from drowning are male.How quickly does a body sink after drowning? ›
Different combinations of variables show times of less than 7 seconds for sinking and only extremely small chest size changes could increase the time to as long as 10 seconds.Is drowning a traumatic death? ›
A drowning death is sudden, unexpected, and traumatic for family, whānau, and friends. It is also shocking and distressing for those who witnessed it or who tried to rescue or resuscitate the person.What happens to a body after drowning for 5 days? ›
Even a weighted body will normally float to the surface after three or four days, exposing it to sea birds and buffeting from the waves. Putrefaction and scavenging creatures will dismember the corpse in a week or two and the bones will sink to the seabed.Do you feel calm when drowning? ›
“They're silent and struggling just to keep their nose and mouth above the water," says Steinman. "Their arms are outstretched, trying to keep themselves up out of the water. It's a very quiet, desperate posture." This silent, almost calm behavior is called the instinctive drowning response.What is death that occurs 24 hours after a drowning called? ›
Secondary drowning is a dangerous complication of a drowning close call that can develop 24 to 48 hours later. It's crucial to watch for signs of secondary drowning, such as trouble breathing, coughing or chest pain and to seek help if these symptoms develop after a struggle in the water.How many breaths are given to a drowning victim? ›
Give five initial rescue breaths, and then continue with cycles of 30 compressions and two rescue breaths.Why does drowning feel so bad? ›
It is concluded that, in addition to the physical effort to keep the airway above the water, followed by the struggle to breath-hold, there is a period of pain, often described as a 'burning sensation' as water enters the lung.Is saving a drowning person hard? ›
Saving someone who is drowning is more difficult and dangerous than many people think (heck, even realizing someone is drowning is hard — the signs don't look like you think they would.) A person who's drowning can be panicked and clutch, kick, and grab at you as you try to rescue them, dragging you both underwater.Why is drowning silent? ›
“When people are drowning, all of their energy is going into trying to breathe and staying above water,” says Shelley Dalke, Director, Swimming and Water Safety Programs for the Canadian Red Cross. “They are not yelling for help or waving their hands around. Drowning is often very silent.”
The Heimlich maneuver is a form of artificial respiration. It elevates the diaphragm, increasing intrathoracic pressure and compressing the lungs, and should be performed intermittently until all water is expelled.Can someone wake up after drowning? ›
It may be possible to revive a drowning person, even after a long period under water, especially if the person is young and was in very cold water.Does CPR get water out of lungs? ›
The CPR will also drive some water out of the lungs as well.What is the best way to reach a victim in the water? ›
Keep your body low and lean back to avoid being pulled into the water. Slowly pull the person to safety by reaching out with one hand and grasping the line with your thumb inward. Pull the line in to your side with that hand while reaching out with the other.How long can a person survive before drowning? ›
But the health event we know as drowning only takes a couple of seconds to occur. If a person is submerged after breathing in water for 4 to 6 minutes without resuscitation, it will result in brain damage and eventually death by drowning.What are the 4 major causes of drowning? ›
- Lack of swimming ability. The most common cause of drowning is not knowing how to swim. ...
- No barriers around the pool. ...
- Lack of supervision. ...
- Failure to wear life jackets. ...
- Alcohol use.
Drowning victims, especially adults, can be dangerous. Someone who is panicking will instinctively clutch at anything and use it push themselves up. This means pushing their rescuer down, which is easy to do if the rescuer is tired, or if they've pinned their rescuer's arms.What organ fails after near drowning? ›
Renal failure can occur rarely after submersion, and is usually due to acute tubular necrosis resulting from hypoxemia, shock, hemoglobinuria, or myoglobinuria [70,71]. Hemolysis and coagulopathy are rare potential complications of non-fatal drowning [72-76].What organs are damaged by drowning? ›
The lungs, the anatomic center for respiration, are the primary organs affected by drowning.What organs are affected by drowning? ›
Water can also damage the lungs, causing acute respiratory distress syndrome or pulmonary edema. Drowning might cause multisystem organ failure, damage the heart, kidneys and/or liver. The amount of organ damage varies depending on the individual, their submersion time and the water's temperature.
Many factors affect how quickly a person drowns, including their swimming ability, the temperature of the water, and whether they are wearing a life jacket. Cold water immersion can generally lead to hypothermia and make it difficult to swim, contributing to drowning.What percentage of drowning victims can swim? ›
The World Congress on Drowning states that an estimated 66% of the more than 360,000 people who drown worldwide each year knew how to swim, said Dave Benjamin, executive director of the nonprofit Great Lakes Surf Rescue Project (www.glsrp.org).Which gender can swim better? ›
Women have lower hemoglobin levels, oxygen supply, and do not develop as much muscular power. Therefore, in sprint events, women are quite far from reaching men. However, ultra-distance swimming is a different story. With time, they have been getting closer and have even beaten the men.What is the fight or flight response when drowning? ›
Five Stages of Drowning
When the water is inhaled, the person goes into a state of fight-or-flight, gasping for breath for a few seconds. To prevent more water from getting into the lungs, the airway starts to constrict. As this happens, the person will start to hold their breath involuntarily for 2 minutes.
Yelling or calling for help will be rare since the instinctive drowning response of the body is to breathe. The head will be tilted back, and the mouth will be open. They push down on the water surface with their arms, attempting to keep themselves above the surface.What happens to the human body after drowning? ›
The usual postmortem changes of vascular marbling, dark discoloration of skin and soft tissue, bloating, and putrefaction occur in the water as they do on land though at a different rate, particularly in cold water (4).Is crying a flight or fight response? ›
This response may feel like an adrenaline rush, accompanied with a desire to defend oneself through fighting, yelling at, or controlling others. The thought behind this response is “I need to eliminate the threat before it eliminates me.” Behaviors that might indicate this trauma response are: Crying.
- Distressed. Distressed is the one category of swimmer that isn't in immediate danger, yet is very prone to turning into an active drowner. ...
- Active. The next level of drowning victim is an active drowner. ...
- Passive. ...
An active drowning victim may try to press down with the arms at the side in an instinctive attempt to keep the head above the water. - A passive drowning victim is motionless and floating face down on the bottom or near the surface of the water. Do not assume that a swimmer in distress is joking or playing around.What are the 5 steps of drowning? ›
- Surprise. Recognizes the threat. Position is almost vertical. ...
- Involuntary breath holding. sunk below the waterline. ...
- Unconsciousness. Respiratory arrest occurs when breathing stops. ...
- Hypoxic convulsion. Lips and fingernail beds, in particular. ...
- Clinical death. Cardiac arrest.
Without the supply of oxygen, the body shuts down. The average person can hold their breath for around 30 seconds. For children, the length is even shorter. A person who's in excellent health and has training for underwater emergencies can still usually hold their breath for only 2 minutes.